Does that come in my size?

Posted On January 20th, 2012

Dear Baby,

Oh how I wish we could share clothes… because Zara has the cutest little outfits for you.  You may not be here yet… but do I have plans for your wardrobe?!  Good thing we won’t be the same size because Mommy would be stealing these outfits!

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Lauren

plush pinafore dress,  green polka dot shirt,  checked blouse with lace,  sequined navy ballet flats,  Belted Cord Shorts

Flea Circus

Posted On January 19th, 2012

Dear Flea Market,

Your hours aren’t working for me… they seem to be the same hours that I work.  Well, unless I get up early and we all know that isn’t happening.  Sooo…. I’ve had to resort to finding flea items elsewhere…

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Lauren

Vintage Chestnust Root Table,  Vintage Blotting Paper Framed,  Vintage Iron Lantern,  Vintage Pillow,  Chair

Turning to Stone

Posted On January 18th, 2012

Dear Evil Eye,

If I didn’t know better,  a simple glance from you would turn me instantly to stone!  But, if that happens… could you make it marble… I’m kind obsessing over a few pieces lately and it would be super convenient.

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Lauren

  Lamp, Coffee Table,  Salt Cellar, Curved Marble Bowls,  Marble Top Stands,  Necklace,

Nudist Colony

Posted On January 18th, 2012

Dear Golden Globes Red Carpet,

Well… you certainly weren’t looking very red on Sunday night… if I didn’t know any better you seemed to have been blushing?  Feeling a little naked perhaps?!

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Lauren

Cutout Dress, Blouse,  Jimmy Choo Clutch, Christian Louboutin Heels,

Hot Pants

Posted On January 16th, 2012

Dear Red Jeans,

You are my new favorite staple in the closet.  Dress you up or dress you down… you are hot hot hot!

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Lauren

Red Jeans, White Blazer,  Sequined Tank,  Chunky Cardigan,  Knee Boots,

I want a Barn….

Posted On January 13th, 2012

Dear Husband,

It seems a new need has popped up in my squirrel brain… you see, I want a barn.  Now, don’t get me wrong… I don’t want horses or hay or anything quite so uncivilized… just something red and renovated to entertain, relax and cook in.  So, if you could get on that, I would really appreciate it… K – thanks!

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Lauren

barn with heart,  living room,  barn window, kitchen,

Moo!

Posted On January 12th, 2012

Dear No Shoe Rule,

You will be in full force very soon once the white cowhide rug arrives.  Sure, you are going into the nursery and I have been warned that shoes will be the least of my problems but too bad.  My house… my rules… and the shoes must come off!

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Lauren

Rug under Gold Coffee Table,  White Couches with Fireplace, Bedroom with Wicker Table, Hallway, Black and White RugIkat Chair Photo

Loafing Around

Posted On January 11th, 2012

Dear Feet,

You are looking a little tired down there.  Perhaps it’s time to put the heels away for a few days and give those little piggies a rest?  I have just the perfect lazy shoe day planned for you… something a little more sensible but just as stylish!

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Lauren

 

Canvas Bow Loafers, Leopard Flat,  Laurel Loafer, Chuska Loafers,  Herded Pattern Loafers,  Glitter Loafers,  Suede Loafers

Waisted

Posted On January 10th, 2012

Dear Waist,

Oh how I miss you… it’s been about 6 months since I last saw you… when you could be belted, show a little curve and define the middle part of ye ‘ole body.  Now, you look as if I swallowed a turtle shell and I dream of the day that I once again can tie a bow around you and celebrate!

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Lauren

floral skirt, pink cardigan, belted scarf,  sweater with braided belt,  belted blazer,  sweater against brick wall,  gingham belted blouse,  girl in woods,  girl with bags

 

Bon Voyage

Posted On January 9th, 2012

Dear Husband,

Boy are you lucky that I’m prego and can’t travel… because the new All Aboard Ship Clutch from Kate Spade would have started a whole lotta begging and pleading to travel via ship to somewhere far away and romantic.  I’m thinking a transatlantic ship to Europe (minus the icebergs) … a fabulous wardrobe and lots of money!  But for now, I shall make my plans in my little brain… inspired by this fab clutch and tuck it away for some pleading later.

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Lauren

All Aboard Clutch,  YSL Bracelet,  Pierre Hardy Leather and Canvas Sandals,  Alexander McQueen Sweater,  The Row Double-Breasted Jacket,  Trunk

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