Dear Bank Statement, I have a serious problem with you.  You are putting a WEDGE between me and some new fall wedge heels I’ll be needing for Fall.  So what do you say… let’s work things out… you spontaneously multiply and I’ll spontaneously spend! Write more… Type less, Lauren brown suede wedge,  chiseled wedge, ribbon [...]

Dear Husband, What do you say, we get ourselves an old fashioned bar cart… the kind with olives and peanuts, high ball glasses, a little Frank in the background and good ole fashion fun! Write more… Type less, Lauren Black Bar, Cart with Roses, Bamboo Cart,  Tray with Art, Gold Orb Cart, Airplane Tray,

Dear J.Crew, Once again, you have brought me on a path of destruction.  Who do you think you are?!… putting together such a fabulously dreamy popsicle inspired outfit of Orange and Pink.  Did you not think that I would fall head over heels searching for everything and anything to now fill this twin color void [...]

Dear Eyes, You seem to playing a little trickery on me as of today.  Could it be true that these yummy foods before me are merely confections of soap?!  What delightful gifts for children and foodies alike! Write more… Type less, Lauren watermelon ice,   ice cream sandwich,  orange cream popsicles,  fortune cookies,  rock candy [...]

Dear Summer Breeze, Oh where, Oh where have you gone?  Since you have left, summer dining has retreated to the indoors and the blossoms are too pretty and the lightening bugs too enticing to stay inside.  I’ll be anxiously awaiting your whispering winds! Write more… Type less, Lauren Table with Flowers, Trellis, Paper Lanterns,   [...]

Dear WordPress, It seems when I updated you a little while back, you decided to not update my RSS feed… to this I say, you suck!  Good thing I realized it… so for all my subscribers the feed is back up and running but you have missed alot.  So take a gander at the last [...]

Dear Liar, Your actions are beginning to concern me.  Fibbers always get caught and I would watch your step before you fall hard! Write more… Type less, Lauren wrap watch,  red watch,  tortoise watch,  nixon white watch, gold wrap watch,  fringe watch,

Dear X-Acto Knife, You really are the perfect tool!  From sharp corners to rounded arches, you provide the easiest movement and freedom of hands!  But, X-acto Knife you have let me down… after years and years of using you… you have never let me make such beautiful creations as those of Nikki Salk and Amy [...]

Dear Stress, I have a new way of handling you… it’s called going to my happy place.  I will simply close my eyes and imagine myself cuddled up in a big white fluffy bed, with the summer breeze drifting through the windows, a book in hand and not a care in the world! Write more… [...]

Dear Friend, You always think the grass is greener on the other side.  Well look down, because your blades are pretty darn green from where I’m standing! Write more… Type less, Lauren Jeans,  Droplet Earrings,  Reader Glasses,  Dress,  Calcite Ring,