Archive for April, 2011

A Royal Thank You

Posted On Friday, April 29th, 2011

Dear Wills & Kate, I’d like to give you a ROYAL thank you for entertaining me the past few weeks.  I have eagerly anticipated your big day and while others may be sick and tired of all the pomp and circumstance, I myself have loved every bit of it! Write more… Type less, Lauren   [...]

Weave me Alone

Posted On Thursday, April 28th, 2011

Dear J.Crew, Seriously, you are like a stalker!  I’m considering a restraining order because this is getting ridiculous.  No sooner, do I pay off my J.Crew credit card and there you are again with sumptuous choices for summer footwear.  How do you expect a girl to resist these basket shoes when you know how much [...]

April Showers

Posted On Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Dear April, There has been a lot of rain going on here lately and I’m hoping you hold up your end of the bargain… cause I’m expecting some major May flowers! Write more… Type less, Lauren 1. Kimchi Polka Dot Umbrella, 2.Weather Cape, 3.Red Rain Boots, 4. Owl Umbrella Stand 5.  Fedora  

Knock on Wood

Posted On Tuesday, April 26th, 2011

Dear Luck, My stomach is in knots as I get ready to debut my new stationery line at the New York Stationery show…. so, I’m really going to need you by my side over the next few weeks.  Don’t be surprised if you see me throwing salt over my shoulder, wishing upon a star and [...]

Hats off to the Brits

Posted On Monday, April 25th, 2011

Dear Brits, Cheers to you for keeping hats in fashion!  I so wish us Americans would take a page from your book and decorate our noggins a bit more.  Sure, we have embellished clips and headbands, but is there anything as magnificent as a Philip Treacy hat?!  I dare say, I would don one if [...]

Big Girl Easter Best

Posted On Friday, April 22nd, 2011

Dear Little Lauren, You sure did know how to rock a pair a white patent leather mary janes, but times have changed… I’m all grown up now and I’ve decided to update our Easter look. Don’t be offended though dear, you were adorable in your time. I even took a few hints from your signature [...]

Opposites Attract

Posted On Thursday, April 21st, 2011

Dear Odd Couple I think it’s  absolutely refreshing to see a pair of polar opposites walking hand in hand. It’s a pleasant and inspiring reminder that opposite ends of the spectrum can come together in a completely complimentary way. Write more… Type less, Lauren Blue Safari Shirt,Orange bangles, Green Flatware, Green Dinnerware, yellow shorts, purple [...]

Jonesing for Joan’s

Posted On Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

Dear Nashville, Thank goodness you don’t have a marketplace restaurant like Joan’s On Third in Los Angeles.  For one thing, I would be as big as a house because even the simplest salad is scrumptious and the most decedent dessert sinful.  Not to mention the marketplace with packaged nuts and candies galore… wrap that up [...]

It Suits Me

Posted On Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

Dear Samonsite, Can you please make luggage like this so that I can afford it?!  While this JCrew luggage really suits me, it seems it doesn’t suit my wallet.  Apparently the husband thinks paying the  mortgage is more important then buying new jet setting suitcases.  Whatevs! Write more… Type less, Lauren

For the Sake of Art

Posted On Monday, April 18th, 2011

Dear Husband, I am not sure why you think building a bookcase for the mere purpose of being able to hang a frame on the front of it, is a bad idea… an “unnecessary expense” to quote you?!!!!  Do you not understand that our lack of shelving is making my dream of hanging art and [...]

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