Archive for October, 2010

Everything isn’t always Black and White

Posted On Friday, October 29th, 2010

Dear Halloween Candy, Life isn’t always black and white, but one thing is for sure… I must stop eating candy.  For one, there will be nothing left for the Trick or Treaters and two… for someone who claims to be on a diet, I am not sure Halloween Candy exactly fits into the nutritional menu! [...]

Knuckle Sandwich

Posted On Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Dear IT Phone Technician, First of all, your name is not Steve.  Your accent makes that abundantly clear.  Secondly, please stop reading from a script and telling me you understand my concerns… Because clearly you don’t… I have repeated myself five times and you still don’t get it.  Thirdly, I realize why your company has [...]

Color Crush – Orange & Turquoise

Posted On Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Dear Halloween, I’m so over the orange and black thing you have going on! It’s so drab and boring.   You really should think about re-branding yourself.  I’d love to be of some assistance… I’m thinking orange and turquoise!  Its so much more chic and frankly, better for my coloring.  Think about it… get back [...]

Minor Obsession = Big Obsession

Posted On Tuesday, October 26th, 2010

Dear Lack of Money, I find you truly unfair!  Why can’t I buy myself a beaded necklace / scarf for $725 (insert stomping of foot)!!!  I am 100% mentally invested in a Roark accessory that I saw on Petal and Pine, and the lack of funds is really ticking me off.  I even have a [...]

Oh Boy Baby Shower – Inspiration

Posted On Monday, October 25th, 2010

Dear Inspiration, It’s so easy to be inspired when you have a fabulous muse.  Which is why, the minute I saw my friend Leah’s nursery, the ideas came flooding in!  From the color pallet to the garland… it all started with these sweet photos!  So thanks inspiration… you made it easy! P.S.  Want to see [...]

60′s Fabulous

Posted On Friday, October 22nd, 2010

Dear Mad Men, I writing this letter because I am a poser.  I clearly have never seen your show… not even a minute… yet I am obsessed with all things relating to the 60′s and your fabulous wears. When people talk about your show, I chime in and exclaim how I adore all things Don [...]

Suede… I’m not afraid

Posted On Thursday, October 21st, 2010

Dear Rain, You will not get the best of me this year!  I have come prepared… I will not fear wearing my favorite boots because you have come to visit.  I will not tense up when I hear thunder and hide my bag under my jacket.  Suede protector is my kryptonite… and your are going [...]

Garland

Posted On Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Dear Cleaning Lady, I am guessing by now, you must think I am an utterly lazy individual.  The dotted garland, that I hung so meticulously two weeks ago for Leah’s shower, is still hanging upon the chandelier and mouldings.  It is not laziness, I assure you, but sadness really.  How can I take down something [...]

Falling for Pinstripes

Posted On Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

There are two things that are ingrained in you when you grow up in the New York area.. 1.  You like dirty water hot dogs and 2.  You love the Yankees.  So, even though I now call Nashville my home… it just doesn’t seem like the Fall until I can watch my Yankees clinch another [...]

Oh Boy

Posted On Monday, October 18th, 2010

I just love a good party… so when the opportunity came up to throw my dear friend, Leah a baby shower… the planning began.  The pressure was on… Leah, like myself, appreciates all the “little” things, so I knew every last detail needed to be perfect.  Filled with kid inspired treats… gourmet peanut butter and [...]

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