Dear Bread, Why do you have to be so darn yummy!  If I could have a loaf of you and a large pat of butter for every meal… I would be one fat happy girl.  Alas, neither of you are good for me or my hips.  I’ll just have to find my fix elsewhere! Write [...]

Dear Husband, I’ve just had another one of my fabulous ideas!  Let’s throw a Fall Harvest Party full of apple picking, yummy fall treats and of course, a new outfit for moi!  No need to help… I’ve got it covered! Write more… Type less, Lauren Breeden’s Orchard & Country Store (apples in barrels) Apple Butter [...]

Dear Serena and Lily, I have been dying for your custom upholstered Amagnasett Chair in black diamond for my home office… but to no avail, I’ve been told by the boss man that the money train has run out of steam!  So for now, I will stare at my Dabney Lee File Folders and dream! [...]

Dear Future, I’m super excited to meet you!  My new holiday line of custom cards, Mistletoe,  is finished and ready to ship out to stores.  I’m so ready for what you (future) will bring… I’ve decided to share a sneak peek for all to see! Write more… Type less, Lauren

Dear Home Sweet Home, Oh how I’ve missed you. Work has been keeping me from the sweet embrace of your fluffy pillows and toasty blankets.   If I could spoon with you house, I would… I would put on warm fuzzies and get comfy cozy!!! Write more… Type less, Lauren Legwarmers Tubular Scarf Shearling Boot [...]

Dear Doc, Upon my last visit, you requested that I stop googling my latest symptoms of hypochondria.  Until now, I have been very good with your recommendation and have ceased self diagnosing myself via WebMd.  However, there has been a development that I find quite concerning.  You see, I have been seeing spots and for [...]

Dear Summer, I’ve tried to be polite… cordial in fact, but the time has come for me to get a little “jersey” on you.  You must vacate the premises immediately… you are no longer welcome and you can take your flip flops with you! Write more… Type less, Lauren Plush Private Coat, Feathered Hat, Ankle [...]

Dear Dabney Lee, Thanks for your guest post today… I really needed the help since you surprised me in Nashville this past weekend with an impromptu visit!  With all the fun we had (and wine) who had time to think about blogging… Thank goodness for planning ahead and for BFF’s! Write more… Type less, Lauren [...]

Dear Financial Planner, I am contacting you to officially request permission to have a check cut for $595 and paid to the order of Donna Karen.  While I am sure this may seem like an unorthodox “stock” purchase in your eyes, I believe a sweater which can be worn a minimum of ten different ways, [...]

Dear Bully, I’ll make more money than you… ‘nough said!  Long live the nerds! Write more… Type less, Lauren Nerds T-shirt, Mead Composition Book, Oxfords, Book Boxes, Corduroy Tote Bag, Woodgrain Readers,