Dear Husband, I’m afraid I won’t be able to contribute to any of our household expenses this coming month.  Due to some unexpected purchases I need to make rather quickly, my funds will be depleted.  I am sure you are wondering what could possibly be so important that I must take such drastic measures.  You [...]

Dear Emily, Ever since you did the glass box challenge on HGTV’s design star, I haven’t been able to get your fabulous room out of my head.  And what wasn’t to love?… the vintage inspired florals and wood accents in juxtaposition to the wood and gold accents… gorgeous!  I was so loving your idea of [...]

Dear Rachel Zoe, While I think you need to eat a cupcake and put a little meat on your bones… I’m seriously crushing on your style.  Your vintage bohemian chicness is contagious and I find myself wanting to wear a fur vest in the ninety degree heat and walk in 6 inch platforms in the [...]

Dear Queen Elizabeth, I am hoping that in your infinite wisdom you will be able to help me with a particular quandary that I have with my fellow Americans.  You see, your Majesty, Americans do not seem to embrace the same love of tea that your country does.  Perhaps it all began in December of [...]

Dear Great Outdoors, You and me… we are never going to happen!  Your bugs, your heat, your lack of electricity isn’t the least bit enticing to a girl like me.  I’d like to say “it’s not you it’s me”… but frankly, that would be a lie… clearly you are the problem!  The only way I [...]

Dear Cynthia Rowley, Where were your Band-Aids of fabulousness last year when I had to wear a cocktail dress with a flesh colored plastic adhesion on my knee?!   My trip down the the garage stairs was poor timing on my part, but how selfish of you to keep this new creative endeavor to yourself [...]

Dear Viceroy Palm Springs, It seems I have developed an unhealthy obsession about visiting your hotel.  One glimpse of your fabulously chic accommodations and I have done nothing else but fantasize of lounging by your pool, sipping your champagne and dreaming in your beds.  Unfortunately, upon asking my dear husband for a trip to your [...]

Dear Life, Why do you choose to speed by so quickly?  Can you not slow down a bit… let me soak it all in… let me breathe?  If you do not take the appropriate actions I am requesting, I will have to take matters into my hands.  These are not idle threats, so I am [...]

Dear Mr. Strut your Stuff, Your constant display of ostentatious behavior has begun to make my patience quiver.  The boasting and bragging must come to an end or I may be forced to verbally put you in your place!  You see my dear, while you may fan your feathers for all to see, the truth [...]

Dear Kate Spade, I am writing this letter to inform you that you will be hearing from my husbands attorney.  While, I may be thankful for your brightly colored and dazzling gems, my husband feels that you have invaded my privacy by contacting our credit card company.   Apparently in your infinate wisdom, you have [...]