Dear Fat Happy (Stupid) Birds,
Well, at least someone is benefiting from the 2011 Cicada invasion in Nashville. While you fly around scooping up your yummy delicacy and fatten your bellies… I’m dodging, screaming and running away from the little red eye creeps that have decided to dive bomb my head and instill fear in children. So enjoy it while it lasts my fine feathered friends because when the little bug eyed monsters retreat to their hiding place for the next thirteen years… I’ll be the one laughing!
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