Dear Diane Keaton,
I want to be you. Well, not you… Erica Barry from Somethings Gotta Give. Well, not Erica Barry exactly… I much prefer to be the age I am (29 of course) and I don’t find Jack Nicholson attractive in the slightest. I just want your home… the striped rug in the living room, the french doors, the built-ins in the dining room and not to mention the fabulous gourmet kitchen with soapstone countertops…. I could make some serious Barefoot Contessa recipes in there. And what I wouldn’t give to write my blogs in your fabulous bay window overlooking your perfectly manicured yard…. I might even let Jack Nicholson cop a feel… lol!
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