Dear Financial Planner,

I am contacting you to officially request permission to have a check cut for $595 and paid to the order of Donna Karen.  While I am sure this may seem like an unorthodox “stock” purchase in your eyes, I believe a sweater which can be worn a minimum of ten different ways, is one of the most sound investments one can make.  Now, I know I don’t have a degree in finance, but even the most seasoned professional would certainly concur that a cashmere sweater, as versatile as the Donna Karen Cozy, is not only a good investment but a sound acquisition… it’s number of uses and what is sure to be years, possibly decades of wear makes this a sure fire bet.  In fact, I should be charging you for this advice which you are sure to recommend to your other clients… consider this one on me… your welcome!

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Lauren