Dear Mr. Strut your Stuff,
Your constant display of ostentatious behavior has begun to make my patience quiver. The boasting and bragging must come to an end or I may be forced to verbally put you in your place! You see my dear, while you may fan your feathers for all to see, the truth is your insecurities would curl your plumage in mere seconds if they were to be exposed. So take heed my friend, this is no time to shake your tail feathers for you are no peacock!
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