How you ever snagged a looker like Edward is beyond me. Your plaid shirts and windbreakers are atrocious and your nervous tick of lip biting is quite frankly nothing less then annoying. It is time for you to step up your game and be the woman Edward deserves. So, I’ve picked out a little vampy ensemble for you… YOU’RE WELCOME! And if I see you at the midnight showing of Eclipse tonight and you are looking as if you just hiked up a mountain… so help me, I will rip your flannel to pieces! Oh and one more thing… buy it for yourself and don’t borrow it from Alice!
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