I’m not sure this whole low carb diet is working out for me. For one, when I see a piece of bread my head begins to spin and suddenly I’m Linda Blair in the Exorcist… DEMON OUT! I even saw a little girl sitting on a park bench this weekend, eating an ice cream cone and I had visions of stealing it and running as fast as I could. Who does that?! Who wants to steal ice cream from a child?! I’ll tell you who… the same person who sees brown and yellow and instantly thinks of a peanut butter and banana sandwich… hmmmm… peanut butter and bananas!!!
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